is two guys collaborating to write on writing and collaboration.

Wednesday
Apr 08, 2009

The Unfinished — Martin Ball

While I was sick with the flu last week, I finally had time to catch up on my New Yorker back issues, and read D. T. Max’s great profile of David Foster Wallace.

“One of the great pleasures in reading Wallace is to watch him struggle to give the reader her due.” He writes, and an indication of whether you will find the article rewarding is if you agree with him.

It strikes me that Wallace’s largest struggle was that he couldn’t quiet himself. That all the high-concept issues he was fascinated with and so documented were heavily filtered through his factory of examination, testing for and extraction of irony, and reconstituting into a coherent whole with his individual stamp. Fascinating to read, but obviously unbearable to live. Like a child who does something wrong, but you cannot punish because they’ve not only already punished themselves, but presented you with an essay on the history of punishment and its application.

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What is Spitball!?

Spitball! is two guys collaborating to write about writing and collaboration. We're writing partners who have worked together since 2000, and placed in the top 100 in the last Project Greenlight for our script YELLOW.

Currently, we are both working on multiple screenplay, short story, and novel ideas independently and together, and collaborate on this blog.

What Spitball! used to be

Spitball! started as an attempt to collaborate on a screenplay online in real time. From January 2006 to July 2007 we worked on an interactive process to decide the story we were going to make. A full postmortem is coming, but you can find the find all the posts by looking in the category Original Version.

During this period, we affected the personalities of two of the most famous spitball pitchers from the early 20th Century. Look at our brief bios for more info about this, and so as not to be confused as to who is talking when.

We rebooted the franchise in early 2009 in its current form.


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Kent M. Beeson

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Kent M. Beeson (aka Urban Shockah) is a stay-at-home dad and stay-at-home writer, living in Seattle, WA with his wife, 2 year old daughter and an insane cat. In 2007, he was a contributor to the film blog ScreenGrab, where he presciently suggested Jackie Earle Haley to play Rorschach in the Watchmen movie, and in 2008, he wrote a film column for the comic-book site ComiXology called The Watchman. (He's a big fan of the book, if you couldn't tell.) In 2009, he gave up the thrill of freelance writing to focus on screenplays and novels, although he sometimes posts to his blog This Can't End Well, which a continuation of his first blog, he loved him some movies. He's a Pisces, and his favorite movie of all time is Jaws. Coincidence? I think not.

Martin McClellan

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Martin (aka Burley Grymz) is a designer and writer. He occasionally blogs at his beloved Hellbox, and keeps a longer ostensibly more interesting bio over here at his eponymous website. You can also find him on Twitter.